Saturday, July 11, 2009

Requiem for Seinfeld

[at a New York Marathon party]

Jerry: [discussing the possibility of Elaine moving into Jerry's building] You have no idea what an idiot I am. Elaine just gave me a chance to get out and I didn't take it.
[Points to himself]

Jerry: This is an idiot.

George Costanza: Is that right?
[showing him up]

George Costanza: I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats for every sporting event in Madison Square Garden. So please, a little respect. For I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots.

Roxanne: [yelling out the window] You're all winners!

George Costanza: But suddenly, a new contender has emerged..

1 comments:

Pedro J. said...

o homem é um genio, não é..?

Frases como: I was in the pool, These pretzels are making me thirsty e muitas outras fizeram historia!